Ep 121: “Return Of The Longest King”

The economy of storytelling is nowhere to be found here, which is fine because it’s a bullshit concept that overvalues the time of a human being.

Ep 120: “The Longer Two Towers”

Part 2 of our LOTR Extended Edition re-watch. Thanks for shedding light on the sexism of the trees, Mitch.

It still falls apart pretty fast.

Return of the King is the best movie of all time. Even the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences agrees.

Tune in this week for the final episode of our Lord of the Rings re-watch. It’ll have you in tears.

Music by Vexento

Part 2 of our Lord of the Rings re-watch series. Tune in if you like war and towers collapsing.

Music by Vexento